someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
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Better send a few texts to tell them and apologise!
adding rose to the strider household is instant comedy gold i swear to god
It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.
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This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday
…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)
IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR
have you seen this months “color of the month” though
You can also buy samples from every eyeshadow except for the “color of the month” ones, AND they give you free samples with every order!
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Please do not make me sing that song.